Is E=Mc² a sexed equation? Perhaps it is. Let us make the hypothesis that it is insofar as it privileges the speed of light over other speeds that are vitally necessary to us. What seems to me to indicate the possible sexed nature of the equation is not directly its uses by nuclear weapons, rather it is having privileged that which goes faster.

— Luce Irigaray

… if you really want to understand the detailed molecular interactions that make it go in a particular direction, make certain contacts, break other contacts, hydrolyze GTP, you know, form bonds, etcetera, and do it all amazingly accurately, then you do need a high resolution picture of those states. But, that’s not going to be enough. It’s going to take a lot of work by biochemists, by computational people who do molecular dynamics and things like that to really, eventually, understand it in the sense that we would understand, say, a more typical reaction.

— Venkatraman Ramakrishnan, in his Nobel prize phone interview

And guys, if you exploit a girl, it will come back to get you. That’s called ‘karma.’

— Bill O’Reilly, in his book, “The O’Reilly Factor For Kids,” 2004

After A-Rod retires, he wants to be a real estate mogul, the next Donald Trump. I could care less. As long as I can have a fast boat and a margarita machine and can light my hair on fire, I’ll be just fine.

— Jason Giambi

Nietzsche was so intelligent and advanced. And that’s how I am. I’m the black, basketball-playing Nietzsche.

— THE_REAL_SHAQ

In the German it is true that by some oversight of the inventor of the language, a Woman is a female; but a Wife (Weib) is not — which is unfortunate. A Wife, here, has no sex; she is neuter … To describe a wife as sexless may be called under-description…

— Mark Twain, The Awful German Language

I like the guacamole… Now, I don’t really love the guacamole. So I get it when I feel like it. They changed their guacamole from $1.50 to $1.80. I mean, $1.50 is already pretty darn high. So they changed it to $1.80, and I’ll never again get guacamole.

— 2009 AL Cy Young Award winner Zack Greinke, on the guacamole at Chipotle

Because none of the White Sox guys like me. So I was hoping that he’d recognize me and be like, ‘You punk, I hate you.’ But he didn’t do that.

— 2009 AL Cy Young Award winner Zack Greinke, on hoping President Obama would cuss him out at the All-Star game

I’d say the average person wouldn’t eat a Chipotle burrito and still do his running, full speed, like me. That’s why they call me special.

— 2009 AL Cy Young Award winner Zack Greinke