And guys, if you exploit a girl, it will come back to get you. That’s called ‘karma.’
— Bill O’Reilly, in his book, “The O’Reilly Factor For Kids,” 2004
And guys, if you exploit a girl, it will come back to get you. That’s called ‘karma.’
— Bill O’Reilly, in his book, “The O’Reilly Factor For Kids,” 2004
After A-Rod retires, he wants to be a real estate mogul, the next Donald Trump. I could care less. As long as I can have a fast boat and a margarita machine and can light my hair on fire, I’ll be just fine.
— Jason Giambi
Nietzsche was so intelligent and advanced. And that’s how I am. I’m the black, basketball-playing Nietzsche.
— THE_REAL_SHAQ
In the German it is true that by some oversight of the inventor of the language, a Woman is a female; but a Wife (Weib) is not — which is unfortunate. A Wife, here, has no sex; she is neuter … To describe a wife as sexless may be called under-description…
— Mark Twain, The Awful German Language
I like the guacamole… Now, I don’t really love the guacamole. So I get it when I feel like it. They changed their guacamole from $1.50 to $1.80. I mean, $1.50 is already pretty darn high. So they changed it to $1.80, and I’ll never again get guacamole.
— 2009 AL Cy Young Award winner Zack Greinke, on the guacamole at Chipotle
Because none of the White Sox guys like me. So I was hoping that he’d recognize me and be like, ‘You punk, I hate you.’ But he didn’t do that.
— 2009 AL Cy Young Award winner Zack Greinke, on hoping President Obama would cuss him out at the All-Star game
I’d say the average person wouldn’t eat a Chipotle burrito and still do his running, full speed, like me. That’s why they call me special.
— 2009 AL Cy Young Award winner Zack Greinke
Space Ghost Coast to Coast 7x04 - Flipmode
Following one of the funniest SGC2C eps of all time came the funniest SGC2C episode ever, with special guest Busta Rhymes.